- Queen Gertrude: Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.
- Hamlet: Mother, you have my father much offended.
- Queen Gertrude: Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue.
- Hamlet: Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.
- Queen Gertrude:
- Queen Gertrude:
- Queen Gertrude: Listen here you little shit.
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
(via booskiibae)
My new job starts at 6AM meaning I have to leave my apartment by 5:15, meaning I had to wake up at 4:30 meaning I went to bed as early as possible.
but naturally I just didn’t sleep at all.
All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.
This is actually a really lovely artistic reference as well. Also HOLY SHIT NEW REBLOG SYSTEM??? dang.
(via befit-bebeautiful)
i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
it is fantastic
(Source: lickettysplitt, via transformthesaints)
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
(via marapetsrules)
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
(Source: charmslapped, via marapetsrules)
Just spent the entire evening in a jacuzzi tub with my girlfriend listening to Green Day and drinking champagne.
My life is infinitely better than yours.
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
(via lies-for-the-honest)
An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.
Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t
I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?
To fuck some shit up
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(Source: fuck-yeah-kittycat, via yaoisex)
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
(via ill-be-your-luckystrike)
