Lesbian drug dealer flirting techniques. Level: Alex Vause. 

(Source: queensofhighgarden, via thewhitedamnstripes)

lesmiserablephantom:


WOW KATNISS THATS DEEP

lesmiserablephantom:

WOW KATNISS THATS DEEP

(Source: p0ltergeist, via thewhitedamnstripes)

Don’t Forget

thenightvalepost:

No shirt,
No shoes,
No body parts.
You are probably a ghost. Or possibly very badly injured.
Either way, sorry for your loss. 

Of course it’s the Kermit version! #wedding!!

Tags: wedding

Rainy weddings and lovely friends :D

Rainy weddings and lovely friends :D

Cassie got married!!!

breakingbeauty:

I can’t even.

breakingbeauty:

I can’t even.

(via hushedconfessions)

tastefullyoffensive:

Kitty Bond Villain [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Kitty Bond Villain [x]

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal



the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

(via kevin-the-sea-cucumberr)

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via unorthodoxhero)

(Source: samisglam, via hommysgirl)

tofftoffgalinda:

Professor: why didn’t you do your essay?
Me: the trouble with schools is, they always try and teach the wrong lessons.

*dances away from responsibility*

(via zeetuslapenis)