Coffee Stained Life: Archive

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"did you bake this bread?"

“…i…put it on a cooking sheet and put it in the oven…” “oh, awesome” “…*kicks bakery wrapper under counter*…”

Jan 27th

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FACT: Pansexuals are actually double agents in the...

Jan 27th

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collegehumor: 8-Year-Old Girl Shreds on Guitar She may be better at guitar than me, but I could still beat her up. At least for a couple more years. O.o

Jan 27th

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FACT: every non-heterosexual person finds every...

nothing’s more attractive than a human with a pulse.

Jan 27th

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FACT: Every single queer in the world shoots...

Jan 27th

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FACT: Pansexuals are 5th dimensional beings and...

Jan 27th

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FACT: It takes pansexuals a full 10-14 days to...

Jan 27th

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FACT: For hangovers, hair of the queer is...

Jan 27th

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FACT: The smell of old books that people love so...

Jan 27th

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FACT: Similar to vampires, gays can turn other...

Jan 27th

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FACT: All gay people give off a natural odour of...

Jan 27th

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FACT: Gender fluid people don't sleep during full...

Jan 27th

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themadmaenad asked: I don't know who you were talking about (or rather I don't know specifically but I have a very good idea) but damn, that was one of the best rants I've ever seen. *applause*

Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Double standards? No, just go fist yourself.

I happen to make an effort to make sure everything at least appears to be one big happy fucking go lucky family but some things piss me off. when you treat college as “high school with no parents” when that doesn’t change after the first semester…or the second..or the third…or the fucking fourth. when you feel the urge to drag people away to have “deep...

Jan 26th

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