I happen to make an effort to make sure everything at least appears to be one big happy fucking go lucky family but some things piss me off.

when you treat college as “high school with no parents” 

when that doesn’t change after the first semester…or the second..or the third…or the fucking fourth.

when you feel the urge to drag people away to have “deep conversations” that becomes a two person pity party over why no one likes you when really, the reason people avoid you is because of your “deep conversations” that become just two person pity parties.

when you want to share to the world reasons you feel like you don’t belong (it just makes people uncomfortable and late for classes).

when you claim on the holy cross of kanyesus that you can hold your liquor when in actuality you spend every party so wasted it becomes a game of “keep the next party a secret” just so we don’t have to spend the evening waiting to cut you off. 

you’re not deep, mysterious, alternative, misunderstood, the only one who suffers, nor will you ever be. 

and, no, this post is not about you.