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FACT: All gays have a magic toxin in their sweat that when inhaled makes their hugs seem 700% more magical
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FACT: Queers do not actually exist. It is all just an elaborate joke on Rick Santorum.
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FACT: Pansexuals can gain control over people by singing about them in a song.
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FACT: Pansexuals are actually double agents in the ongoing tumblr war between cats and nutella.
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FACT: Every single queer in the world shoots rainbows out their nipples.
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FACT: Pansexuals are 5th dimensional beings and the only way to send them back is to get them to say their names backwards. Also, the 5th dimension is fabulous.
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FACT: It takes pansexuals a full 10-14 days to completely lose their virginity. They must wrap themselves in a chrysalis after the initial act and reemerge into an entirely new creature before they can be considered deflowered.
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FACT: For hangovers, hair of the queer is approximate fifty times better than hair of the dog, but much more difficult to cultivate. Although the hair can come from any sort of queer it must be collected by a bisexual drag queen wearing only sky blue.
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FACT: The smell of old books that people love so much is actually the scent left behind by a literary-loving pansexual.
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FACT: Similar to vampires, gays can turn other people gay. However, instead of biting, they just snap their fingers in a Z formation at their prey.
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FACT: All gay people give off a natural odour of watermelons, which is why gays are often seen smelling other people, trying to find their own kind.
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FACT: Gender fluid people don’t sleep during full moons. Instead, they find a forest clearing and meditate. This provides energy not only for their fluidity, but also fuels their other completely factual properties.
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