I measure my life in coffee cups :)

21 yrs. college. acting. vegan. directionally challenged.

I love who I love.
Coffee Stained Life
Done with class and homework for the day. Now i’m just laying around thinking of stuff.
Skyped the girlfriend.
FACT: All gays have a magic toxin in their sweat that when inhaled makes their hugs seem 700% more magical
My sister is all up in arms and rallying for some protection of religious freedom thing while i sit at home and watch Adam & Steve waiting for my girlfriend to get off of work…
ddressedupandinlinee:

I try to pretend like I’m cool but I just finished playing Minecraft for like 4 hours straight…

psh, still cool on my radar. 
clsgpride:

ARGH FOUL DEMONS OH MY GOD WE’RE ALL GONNA  DIE
FACT: every non-heterosexual person finds every other person in the whole world attractive. Contrary to popular belief about such things as “personality” and “niceness”, we queers just don’t give a fuck.
FACT: Every single queer in the world shoots rainbows out their nipples.
FACT: Similar to vampires, gays can turn other people gay. However, instead of biting, they just snap their fingers in a Z formation at their prey.
FACT: All gay people give off a natural odour of watermelons, which is why gays are often seen smelling other people, trying to find their own kind.
june1489:

Jessica Wild


who met her tonight? oh, right, i did!! :D
sporkthepanda:

GPOY
after watching the debate, annie and I will now partake on some scary-ass videos on youtubez before heading to bed.
but it’s ok. I have red bull!

blahblahblahandshit
sporkthepanda:

coffeestained:

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coffeestained:

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coffeestained:

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my sister is playing this game.
first-person tetris
jesus, it kills me.

dear phil…















why aren’t we popular? LOOK AT US. IT’S BEAUTY.

I MEAN, COME ON!!
sporkthepanda:

coffeestained:

sporkthepanda:

coffeestained:

sporkthepanda:

coffeestained:

sporkthepanda:

my sister is playing this game.
first-person tetris
jesus, it kills me.

dear phil…