I measure my life in coffee cups :)

21 yrs. college. acting. vegan. directionally challenged.

I love who I love.
Coffee Stained Life
FACT: Queers do not actually exist. It is all just an elaborate joke on Rick Santorum.
FACT: Girls that can play the guitar=*swoon*
FACT: Girls who date butch or androgynous women do not secretly want to date guys
FACT: Pansexuals can gain control over people by singing about them in a song.
FACT: every non-heterosexual person finds every other person in the whole world attractive. Contrary to popular belief about such things as “personality” and “niceness”, we queers just don’t give a fuck.
FACT: Every single queer in the world shoots rainbows out their nipples.
FACT: For hangovers, hair of the queer is approximate fifty times better than hair of the dog, but much more difficult to cultivate. Although the hair can come from any sort of queer it must be collected by a bisexual drag queen wearing only sky blue.
FACT: Similar to vampires, gays can turn other people gay. However, instead of biting, they just snap their fingers in a Z formation at their prey.
FACT: Gender fluid people don’t sleep during full moons. Instead, they find a forest clearing and meditate. This provides energy not only for their fluidity, but also fuels their other completely factual properties.